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Why my penis is seven feet long:

Sun Apr 13, 2008, 11:07 AM
  • Mood: Zeal
  • Listening to: Air.
  • Reading: Words.
  • Watching: Words.
  • Eating: Air.
  • Drinking: Air.
YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better then cats
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] clothes shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[x] you own a XBOX
[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obessed with Power Rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool
[x]you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[ ] you used to/do collect football collecter cards
[x] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear
[x] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, purple, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[ ] you talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL = 17


YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] you love to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[x] you wear the color pink
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[ ]you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower get dressed and make up
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like
[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can
[ ] you like wearing body spray/perfume
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ]you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors

TOTAL = 6


Hence why my penis is seven feet long.



~~:butterflytwo:
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Currently working on...

1: Collaboration with :iconyellow--crayon:, Fix-it.

2: Practice CG on :iconsongbird-of-sorrow:'s Bloodrose manga.

3: Concept art on Bleach OC and [someone else's] zanpakuto for RP.

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  • Current Residence: Willingboro, New Jersey, USA.
  • Favourite movie: At the moment, Kung Fu Hustle.
  • Favourite band or musician: At the moment, Mindless Self Indulgence.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that's not slow-paced.
  • Favourite poet or writer: James Rollins and Anne Rice.
  • Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition - SP2
  • MP3 player of choice: Anything that works.
  • Shell of choice: Oyster. It's fun to stare at their insides.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Some random offending picture.
  • Skin of choice: My own?
  • Favourite game: At the moment, Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBox 360.
  • Personal Quote: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop CS2 and a mouse. -_- I want a tablet.

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